May 2013
ungothic:
exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them
Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
fourleafedcolfer:
i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human being
kissmycatastrophe:
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER
dontworrybekarl:
But how do people have strictly themed blogs? I reblog what ever remotely holds my attention for .5 seconds
acciohealthylifestyleeeee:
I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva
im stressed because i don’t want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer i just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee but there’s so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and i don’t want to do any of that
fangirlingoned:
rainbowreverie21:
my-placenta-is-on-fire:
scarecrowartist:
bekkaa:
sweeter-than-tea:
Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
yes.
Mama, just killed a...
“It has been said that time heals all wounds. I do not agree. The wounds remain....”
– Rose Kennedy (via adhooridastaan)
sweetdez:
detrea:
fuckyeahhugsandkisses:
a-little-insane:
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
The best part about being the big spoon while cuddling is getting to rub your junk against the person’s butt
The best part about the big spoon is that it lets me get bigger portions of ice cream as I cry alone in my...
April 2013
bludgertothehead:
you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened
