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I'm Clarissa. 19. Life Goes On.

ungothic:

exercising would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed when you burned them

Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.

fourleafedcolfer:

i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human beingimage

boredhetaliansin221b:

OMFG HE REALLY DID I SHIT U NOT 

kissmycatastrophe:

buttlicked:

You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.

I JUST SPIT MY CEREAL ALL OVER MY COMPUTER